You spent the 70s and 80s perpetually dehydrated. But now you can keep yourself alive with this 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle! Clutch for when there's no garden hose available. 

• High-grade stainless steel

• 17 oz (500 ml)

• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)

• Vacuum flask

• Double-wall construction

• Glossy finish

• Odorless and leak-proof cap

• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps hot or cold for 6h)

• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors

• Hand-wash only

• Blank product sourced from China

* Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is totes grody. Don't make us barf. Wash your water bottle.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order so it requires a certain level of chill. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for being cool about it. But seriously, would Gen X be anything else?