With its sleek glass jar, this candle functions as stylish home decor and small indoor campfire. Skewer a hot dog on a fork and slowly roast over the flame while watching reruns of "Little House on the Prairie" and dad-crushing on Michael Landon.

• Soy wax

• Cotton wick

• 3.76″ × 3.13″  (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel

• Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)

• Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma

• Blank product sourced from Latvia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order so it requires a certain level of chill. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for being cool about it. But seriously, would Gen X be anything else?