What would you have carried in this bag when you were 10? For me it'd probably be my Smurf mushroom house, a few Smurfs, and my blue sneaker skates. Whatever you're toting these days, you can do it in style with this funky fresh bag. And maybe someone will see it and say, "What's STRANGERS WITH KITTENS?" And you'll say, "It's this fun GenX podcast I listen to." And then they might hop on their phone and look us up and then BAM! You just got us a new listener! Look at you! You freakin' hero!

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill

• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length

• Open main compartment

• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order so it requires a certain level of chill. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for being cool about it. But seriously, would Gen X be anything else?